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dearson
Awakened
Posts : 398
Join date : 2008-09-15
 |  Subject: Bisaya Jokes...bsan corny....  Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:51 pm | |
| let me start... asawa: hon, naa kawatan naugi bi. bana: dli ko ky basin naa kutsilyo. dungabun pa lang ko. asawa: naugi ba.. bana: dli lagi ko asawa: ayay talawan. puti itlog. bana: kaw ray naug.. ITUM man na IMo bilat..  | |
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dearson
Awakened
Posts : 398
Join date : 2008-09-15
| | Subject: Re: Bisaya Jokes...bsan corny.... Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:33 pm | |
| wala lagi nang reply TT__TT | |
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weng
Immortal
Posts : 199
Join date : 2008-08-21
Age : 35
Location : DuMzViLLe
| | Subject: Re: Bisaya Jokes...bsan corny.... Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:57 pm | |
| hahah busy cla ga browse sa forbidden nga forums..ga forum war ang 420 ug
badboys ddto..nyahahah | |
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Shan_SlimShot
Acolyte
Posts : 72
Join date : 2008-08-21
| | Subject: Re: Bisaya Jokes...bsan corny.... Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:16 pm | |
| PARI nagsermon sa simbahan,sa harap nandoon si Juan nakikinig ngsermon ,noon sinabi ng pari ng ten commander , thou shall not steal Natakot si Juan at nanginginig pinanapawisan ,kinakapa niya ang puwet niya, pero Noon sinabi ng pari ...thou shall not commit adultery, Nagulat si Juan at nasiyahan siya naging kalmado...napuna ito ng Pari ...Sa uwian kinausap ng Pari si Juan...iho sabi ng pari napuna kita, ng ngsermon ako lalo noon sinabi ko thou shall not steal ...kasi padre noon sinabi ninyong thou shall not steal ,nawawala ang wallet ko kaya natakot , pero noon sinabi ninyong thou shall not commit adultery naala ala kong saan ko naiwanang wallet ko... | |
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Shan_SlimShot
Acolyte
Posts : 72
Join date : 2008-08-21
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Shan_SlimShot
Acolyte
Posts : 72
Join date : 2008-08-21
| | Subject: Re: Bisaya Jokes...bsan corny.... Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:23 pm | |
| High tech ang Cebuano kay sa Tagalog:
Ang Langgam sa tagalog ay gumagapang pa, Pero ang Langgam sa Cebuano ay Lumilipad na.
Ang Asawa sa Cebuano ay ang Babae na kabiyak.
Ang Asawa sa Tagalog ay Babae at Lalaki walang gender.
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Shan_SlimShot
Acolyte
Posts : 72
Join date : 2008-08-21
| | Subject: Re: Bisaya Jokes...bsan corny.... Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:27 pm | |
| TULO SULOD SA SINEHAN
Si Bungol, si Libat ug si Buta nagsabot nga manan-aw sila ug sine kay wala pa gayud sila kasud ug sinehan sukad-sukad. Maong sa paglingkud nila sa sulod sa Vision Theater:
Bungol: (misyagit) Balik pulta, walay sound, walay sound hoy psssst!
Libat: (misyagit sab) Kuwadro! Kuwadro!
Buta: Hoy mga kolokoy! Wala pa gani magsugod!
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Shan_SlimShot
Acolyte
Posts : 72
Join date : 2008-08-21
| | Subject: Re: Bisaya Jokes...bsan corny.... Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:30 pm | |
| TULO GIPALIGRAHAN
Si Buta, si Libat, ug si Bungi nakakita ug away. Gihingian sila sa mga estambay pero wa la man sila mohatag. Mao nga nakigsinumbagay ang tulo.
Buta: Mga talawan, ayaw mog panago
Libat: Tagsa-tagsa lang!
Bungi: Mahala nag mga mungi! | |
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dearson
Awakened
Posts : 398
Join date : 2008-09-15
| | Subject: Re: Bisaya Jokes...bsan corny.... Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:32 pm | |
| maot man na imo joks dong..
hahahahaha | |
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Shan_SlimShot
Acolyte
Posts : 72
Join date : 2008-08-21
| | Subject: Re: Bisaya Jokes...bsan corny.... Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:34 pm | |
| churi ako ranang g grab tanan xD wla man ko mahimo | |
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Shan_SlimShot
Acolyte
Posts : 72
Join date : 2008-08-21
| | Subject: Re: Bisaya Jokes...bsan corny.... Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:36 pm | |
| gipang grab ra nako ni tanan xD
TIRAMID 500
Juan: Bay Pedro, guol kaayo ko. Mingaw na kaayo ko sa akong asawa nga milangyaw sa Amerika.
Pedro: Ang kinahanglan nimo, bay Tiramid 500.
Juan: Unsa nang Tiramid 500
Pedro: Tirahi imong maid. Bayrig 500. | |
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dearson
Awakened
Posts : 398
Join date : 2008-09-15
| | Subject: Re: Bisaya Jokes...bsan corny.... Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:39 pm | |
| okay ra na dong ky para sadya ang balay
okay ra na dong ky para sadya ang balay | |
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Shan_SlimShot
Acolyte
Posts : 72
Join date : 2008-08-21
| | Subject: Re: Bisaya Jokes...bsan corny.... Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:40 pm | |
| xD kapoy au ga try ko og mga server sa PW vixen euro chaos ug unsa pay makit.an | |
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dearson
Awakened
Posts : 398
Join date : 2008-09-15
| | Subject: Re: Bisaya Jokes...bsan corny.... Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:41 pm | |
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Shan_SlimShot
Acolyte
Posts : 72
Join date : 2008-08-21
| | Subject: Re: Bisaya Jokes...bsan corny.... Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:42 pm | |
| k raman pero ang item mall ang prob | |
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Shan_SlimShot
Acolyte
Posts : 72
Join date : 2008-08-21
| | Subject: Re: Bisaya Jokes...bsan corny.... Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:43 pm | |
| btw.. gi wala ang chatbox dri sa forums? | |
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dearson
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| | Subject: Re: Bisaya Jokes...bsan corny.... Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:44 pm | |
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Shan_SlimShot
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| | Subject: Re: Bisaya Jokes...bsan corny.... Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:45 pm | |
| unsa gani 2 imo email? xD | |
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dearson
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| | Subject: Re: Bisaya Jokes...bsan corny.... Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:45 pm | |
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Shan_SlimShot
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| | Subject: Re: Bisaya Jokes...bsan corny.... Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:46 pm | |
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dearson
Awakened
Posts : 398
Join date : 2008-09-15
| | Subject: Re: Bisaya Jokes...bsan corny.... Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:47 pm | |
| baw unsay mahal
jj_mrdilemma@y.c
add nlng sad ko friendster | |
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Shan_SlimShot
Acolyte
Posts : 72
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| | Subject: Re: Bisaya Jokes...bsan corny.... Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:51 pm | |
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ciro
Newbie
Posts : 23
Join date : 2008-10-02
| | Subject: Re: Bisaya Jokes...bsan corny.... Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:53 pm | |
| wow gihimo chatbox ang forum  pwede magrequest pabutangan ni ug chatbox  | |
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dearson
Awakened
Posts : 398
Join date : 2008-09-15
| | Subject: Re: Bisaya Jokes...bsan corny.... Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:48 pm | |
| sunod ra...ky kapoy pa... | |
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JuviLyn
Sentinel
Posts : 44
Join date : 2008-09-21
| | Subject: Re: Bisaya Jokes...bsan corny.... Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:03 pm | |
| bumili kau ng corn | |
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